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170 picks over 17 rounds, 13 of them keepers.
The Toilet Bowl champion picks 1st, the other three non-playoff teams follow in reverse regular-season standings, then the six playoff teams in reverse finish order.
| Pick | Team | Why | Points For |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Poguelandia kooks | Won the Toilet Bowl 7th seed · 13-15 | 1972.77 |
| 2 | BrotherMulligan | Reverse standings 10th seed · 8-20 | 1918.39 |
| 3 | JamesM009 new manager in the Team Ballin!!!! slot | Reverse standings 9th seed · 10-18 | 1844.24 |
| 4 | MORE SparklyBarbieGirls | Reverse standings 8th seed · 10-18 | 2066.97 |
| 5 | Jalen Hurts Your Feelings |
Derived from the 2025 season. The Toilet Bowl ran loser-advances, so the team Sleeper records as losing the final is the one that won the game and picks first. This derivation reproduces the 2024 and 2025 draft orders exactly. This is the last draft under this rulebook — 2027 moves to the consolation bracket.
170 picks · 13 keepers
Reverse playoff finish Finished 6th |
| 2127.69 |
| 6 | Run CMC | Reverse playoff finish Finished 5th | 2092.79 |
| 7 | Angry Cacti | Reverse playoff finish Finished 4th | 2203.27 |
| 8 | Violating Vows w/ Vrabel | Reverse playoff finish Finished 3rd | 2162.82 |
| 9 | Eagles will always Suck | Reverse playoff finish Finished 2nd | 2139.28 |
| 10 | The Return of the Queen | Reverse playoff finish Finished 1st | 2263.63 |